H-E-H ??

H-e-H-isms are the rantings of an Egyptian monkey raised in the grimy backstreets of east London. This monkey wakes to find a warm climate replaced with cold, umbrella-reversing gales; fuul has become bacon and eggs; and the exotic and seductive eastern beauty is now a 4-foot-high pensioner called Doris...

Saturday, October 14, 2006

Hilarious, old bean!

Cool quotes I nabbed off the net:

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."

"You're only as good as your last haircut."

1 Comments:

Blogger Seneferu said...

I love the first quote.

11:22 AM  

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