H-e-H-isms are the rantings of an Egyptian monkey raised in the grimy backstreets of east London. This monkey wakes to find a warm climate replaced with cold, umbrella-reversing gales; fuul has become bacon and eggs; and the exotic and seductive eastern beauty is now a 4-foot-high pensioner called Doris...
...i've been a monk, a pilgrim, a washed up doobyhead, a psychiatric counselor, a rockstar, a journalist, a car stereo thief, a UN relief worker, a university lecturer, a strawberry picker, a 400 meter athletics champion, the first Egyptian to play cricket at Lords, a classical pianist, homeless, a pharmaceutical guinea pig, and a building site crane operator. Thanks.
posted by stashhash @ Thursday, August 03, 2006
H-e-H-isms are the rantings of an Egyptian monkey raised in the grimy backstreets of east London. This monkey wakes to find a warm climate replaced with cold, umbrella-reversing gales; fuul has become bacon and eggs; and the exotic and seductive eastern beauty is now a 4-foot-high pensioner called Doris...
2 Comments:
that's an interesting life you lead..
and the first egyptian to play cricket at lords, i'm impressed
I expect there's more to come, eh?
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