H-E-H ??

H-e-H-isms are the rantings of an Egyptian monkey raised in the grimy backstreets of east London. This monkey wakes to find a warm climate replaced with cold, umbrella-reversing gales; fuul has become bacon and eggs; and the exotic and seductive eastern beauty is now a 4-foot-high pensioner called Doris...

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Sheikh Majnun's fatwa for the day

Everything is haram. Except bangers and mash. And my pet rabbit.

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