Hilarious, old bean!

Cool quotes I nabbed off the net:

"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."

"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."

"There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do."

"You're only as good as your last haircut."